It turns out I’m not a cyborg after all.
Seb Sez
"We're really launching them now, Boys."
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2011-04-14
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I have 99 problems, but a troll ain’t one.
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Kanoji must be short for long in Bengalese – the location from which he hails.
— Seb on Good ol’ Manish “I got hos in different country codes” Kanoji
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2011-04-13
There’s a little street noise, but the rent is cheaper.
— Seb on his new desk
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2011-04-07
My Whiskey Sense is tingling.
— Matt C., Guest Contributor
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There’s also craigslist Casual Encounters, but they always end up with Chick-Fil-A and crying.
— Matt S., Guest Contributor
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2011-03-30
I was something and now I’m different.
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Clearly you did not synchronize your watch with the rest of us.
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2011-03-28
Mals - do you still have parasites?
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2011-03-24
I dunno about you but on a good day my CTR can get that high.